What are the signs of dehydration ? Is it queasy tummy ? Headaches that come and go ? Feeling nauseated all the time ? If those are, then I am dehydrated. If otherwise, then what am I suffering from ? Delusional tendencies ? Stress related incidences ? What ?

Shed a light for the poor miserable fool.
For she has naught too many acquaintances.
Acceptance of hypochondriasis.
Irrational thoughts of one's own mortality.
Cometh head shrink !