Charmless Man ~ Blur

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to of been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Will protect him that we will respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them, and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He talks at speed he gets nose bleed
He doesn't see his days
Are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one is lstening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Will protect him that we will respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one is lstening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man