Oh, and C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S on your upcoming nuptials !
"A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God." -- Alan J. Perlis
From: "Samuel Gan"
To:
CC:
Subject: Wedding
Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 22:28:49 +0100
You caught me on the day when I was out at Cardiff. Anyway, here is the invitation
You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of Sam and K somewhere between Mid-June to Mid August 2005. It will not be a big affair and will take place at McDonalds Parkway or maybe the Parkway Hawker Center, guests are encourage to pay for themselves, but are reminded from the movie "Supersize Me" that McDonalds is not healthy. They are also reminded that no responsibility will be taken for the food especially if the guests choose to eat at a Hawker rating less than A.
3 days after the wedding, you are invited to the HDB application ceremony followed by the UK PR status application 3 days later.
You are also cordially invited to the divorce ceremony about 1 year later when the HDB and PR status is successful. Divorce is likely to be on grounds of long distance separation.
A pre-nuptial agreement on the groom's rights and contribution to the HDB is forfeited will also be done at the wedding.
This email will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Regards
Future Groom to be
No comments:
Post a Comment