Fantastic Health Philosophy!

With all the BMI talk around town, I hope this clears up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets:


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kebab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!



Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO? Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Savignon Blanc / Semillon in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming: WOO HOO! What a Ride!"

Go, figure.

*pissed*

Really mans ! I tried email posting my blog page and nothing comes up ! Craps to Yahoo and Hotmail, mans ! I am pissed now so I am gonna cut all the nonsense and start my assignment !

*sheesh*

Sunday I feel fine

Mans, talk about deep set procrastination. It is at its finest hour. My sympathies to my lecturer. Yes, the one who will be marking my crap of assignment. I was actually inspired to do well after opening my mail and seeing the marks I got for my Practical assignments. I didn't fall below the 70's range (yessss!). The lowest I got was a 72% and that was because I submitted my assignment like 2 weeks late. Read and weep, yes. Fourteen days (count that Devi!) late and I still managed a 72% ! No, I am not showing off but who's the woman ??? (ummm ... that would be me.)

Okay enough. I will have to start trawling the net for some info on what the effing is a pharmacophore. What the effing is that ? Anyone care to answer this ????

Just another Saturday ???

As you can see, I am writing this using my work computer. Yes, I love to go home but (as always there is always a but(t) in everything!) ….. And the but(t) is that I cannot go home and veg out as I always do on the weekends. At least not this particular weekend. *drum rolls* I have a last minute scheduled class later. I was actually planning to go watch a movie or something but then movies every week ? *eye rolls* My mom would sure have something to say.

So today being the filial daughter that I am *more eye rolling*, I am going out with the Mom. Gonna go bra shopping. Ooops … Way too much info, no ?

Hah. Nothing’s taboo to me now. Sex, lies and videotape. Can someone please tell me what is that movie trying to convey ? Anyways, you guys can see I’m rambling on. So I just need to end the entry.

Wish me luck, yeah ? I hope I won’t faint too much today. Getting a bit faint and breathless …. *winks*

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Heya !

Okay, I am basically broke.

 

I am counting the days until Friday when I can get my grubby hands on my pay ! The sweet, sweet smell of crisp notes. Ahhh … Almost made my morning !

 

 

The Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring) Part 1

Sad but true, I'm watching the most talked about trilogy after Star Wars, on tv. A TeeVee premier. Grainy picture but nothing can hide the blueness of Elijah Wood's eyes. Contacts anyone ?


"A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God." -- Alan J. Perlis

So long, farewell ...

Yeah, ah !

Caught you. It's been how long ? Thirty days. Exactly thirty days since I last wrote in this page. Every day that I didn't write, I felt something's just wasn't complete. Important thing is, no excuses.

Anyways, as usual, I thought my weekend will be spent doing the stuff I'd planned. Surprise, surprise. Oh, just discovered something. Olivia Goldsmith, the author of The First Wives Club had passed away. When, where and how, I don't know. But sad I am, because she was a terrific writer. Talking about authors.

Guess what ? Sam's book will be released in May ! I have a coverpage of his book. Will update soon. Keep checking back !