I am seriously stoned ! And there is this dinner organised by my company, where the fine print read, "Attendance is compulsory". I just want to go home and sleep early for once this week. But being the scardy cat, fear of authority character that I am "blessed" with, I will attend. Afterall, free food galore ......

What a shite start to this cool, cool morning. First up, I was awoken at 2.30 am (2 bloody A - M !!!) because my mother was super irate wth my sister ! The shite really hit the fan, man. Really, really bad. Went to have a leak and back to bed. Next conscious moment, 6.26 am (f***, I'm Late !!!), rushed through my morning abulations and quickly tried to get a cab to get to the bus pick up point. I had 10 minutes to spare.

Cut to 7.05 am

Still waiting for a bloody taxi to pick me up. Really shite, mans. Then decided to go all the way to work. Went to the ATM to get money and the screen said, "Transaction temporarily out of service". I so, don't f***ing believe this ! The elements are conspiring to make my day a living hell today ! As if that is not enough, I had to wait another 20 *bloody* minutes before I got into a cab. And that's not even the light at the end of the tunnel. Driver was a bit reluctant to go where my work destination is because there was a major accident earlier on, along the route. Flaming, hell ! He was giving me grieve in the cab, saying things like, he was trying to hard to avoid the area. But he picked me, no, I flagged his cab and he was obligated to send me anywhere. Shite ! What am I today ? F***ing bull's eye ? Pick on Helena day ??? Damnation & Hell !!!!

*sheesh*

Human beings ! Can't live without 'em, can't live with 'em.

caffeine poisoning [Ar, qahwah,, coffee; L, potio, drink], a toxic condition caused by the chronic ingestion of excessive amounts of caffeine, which is found in coffee, tea, cola bevarages, and certain stimulant druggs. Symptoms include restlessness, anxiety, general depression, tachycardia, dysrhythmias (premature atrial contractions), tremors, nausea, diuresis, and insomnia. In cases of caffein poisoning, death may result from cardiovascular and respiratory collapse. Also called caffeinism /kafe'(with stroke) nize(upside down)m/, caffeism /kaf'e(with stroke)∙izm/. See also xanthine derivative.

*bounce bounce in*

I am so happeeee ......

I can go higherrrr ......

*bounce bounce out*

I am calm.

I still have rational thoughts.

I am not screaming at the top of my voice whilst running naked down a busy street.

I am calm.

I am calm.

Read this guy's blog. The old musings.

Assignment due date: 30th of this month. Friday.

Number of days left: 4

Number of pages left to do: 6 out of 8

Number of hair strands gone: Millions !!!!

*high-pitched screeching*

The sleeping brute has awakened. Two hours ago in fact. Had the evening meal and watched the evening news. Although catching Simon Baker was deemed the highlight of the evening. More yawning ensued and it's time to have that caffeine shot. Two scoops of Indocafe to go, please. Gene therapy, wait for me !