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Thursday, February 08, 2007

I've made plans

How to spend your off day

1) Sleep really late the night before. Preferably a couple of hours before dawn of the off day.

2) Wake up at midday. Preferably by yourself and not because someone is banging on your bedroom door, thinking you might be dead.

3) Brush your teeth and have your breakfast cum lunch. Preferably both and stuff your self silly.

4) Pick a book to read. Any book. Preferably one that can put you to sleep after the first line.

5) Go back to sleep. Do not hesitate especially since Saturday is your off weekend.

6) Wake up after 10 pm. Have your supper. Get connected.

7) See 1).

(Perfect day, or what ?)

Note: Tips 6 and 7 will only work if a) the off days are Thursday & Friday or b) Friday only. Do not follow tips 6 and 7 if, like me, you only take Thursday off.

Author is not responsible for any hot soup landed by anyone from their bosses who follows these tips.

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